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The Nags
Real-life nagging, submitted by the people who survived it. Filter by who’s doing the nagging and how they do it.
Hall of Fame · November 2026
- Gerald, the Soup🏢 Roommates · ▲ 3,104 · The Stubborn Roommate
- The 5:00 AM Feline Alarm🐈 Pets · ▲ 2,877 · Staff to a Cat
- Are We There Yet: Director’s Cut🧃 Kids · ▲ 2,659 · Driver, Not a Chauffeur
The most upvoted nags this month. Resets on the 1st.
The Dishwasher Manifesto
Forks DOWN. Knives DOWN. Spoons UP. Bowls are not hats for plates. I love you. Fix it.
Nag Tracker: 2 to 5 timesVerdict: 🕵️ Fake news
— Loaded Wrong Again💬 0
My Watch Thinks I’m Lazy
SmartwatchTime to stand! 🧍I am standing. I’m the best man at a wedding.Great job! Now close your rings 💪
Nag Tracker: 16+ times (a broken record)Verdict: ✊ Defiance
— Ring Bearer, Literally💬 0