The Midnight Garbage Ultimatum
At 11:58 PM my wife said, "The trash goes out tomorrow." At 11:59 she said, "So it goes out tonight." At midnight she said nothing at all, which was so much worse. I was at the curb by 12:01 in one slipper.
Nag Tracker: 2 to 5 timesVerdict: 🏳️ Gave in immediately
— The Slack-Off Spouse💬 0