Death by 1,000 Texts

One-sided text threads where the sender won’t quit.

Chicken Defrosting Level: Critical

MomDid you take the chicken out?The chicken.Freezer. Chicken. Counter.I can see you read thisNever mind I called your fatherI was in the shower 😭

Nag Tracker: 16+ times (a broken record)Verdict: ⏳ Eventually, on my own schedule

— Survivor of Mom’s Texts💬 0

🐣 Parents Death by 1,000 Texts

Dad’s Oil Change Crusade

DadWhen did you last check the oilEvery 3000 milesThat’s the ruleI’m not mad I’m just askingYour grandfather checked his Buick every Sunday for 40 yearsTomorrow is Sunday

Nag Tracker: 6 to 15 timesVerdict: ⏳ Eventually, on my own schedule

— Check Engine Light💬 0