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Real-life nagging, submitted by the people who survived it. Filter by who’s doing the nagging and how they do it.
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The most upvoted nags this month. Resets on the 1st.
A Voicemail in Three Acts
Transcript of my sister’s voicemail: "Hey, it’s me. Call Mom. [pause] She says you never call. [longer pause] I’m not getting involved. [sigh] But call her. Or text. Or a pigeon. Anything. Okay. Call Mom."
Nag Tracker: 2 to 5 timesVerdict: ⏳ Eventually, on my own schedule
— Middle Child Energy💬 0