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Real-life nagging, submitted by the people who survived it. Filter by who’s doing the nagging and how they do it.

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1 nag

The Slowest Lawnmower Alive

My neighbor never says a word about my lawn. He just mows his own, very slowly, along the property line, every evening, while looking directly at my grass.

Nag Tracker: 16+ times (a broken record)Verdict: 🏳️ Gave in immediately
— Unkempt in Cul-de-sac 3💬 0