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The Nags
Real-life nagging, submitted by the people who survived it. Filter by who’s doing the nagging and how they do it.
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The most upvoted nags this month. Resets on the 1st.
Chicken Defrosting Level: Critical
MomDid you take the chicken out?The chicken.Freezer. Chicken. Counter.I can see you read thisNever mind I called your fatherI was in the shower 😭
Nag Tracker: 16+ times (a broken record)Verdict: ⏳ Eventually, on my own schedule
— Survivor of Mom’s Texts💬 0
Dad’s Oil Change Crusade
DadWhen did you last check the oilEvery 3000 milesThat’s the ruleI’m not mad I’m just askingYour grandfather checked his Buick every Sunday for 40 yearsTomorrow is Sunday
Nag Tracker: 6 to 15 timesVerdict: ⏳ Eventually, on my own schedule
— Check Engine Light💬 0