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Hall of Fame · November 2026

  1. Gerald, the Soup🏢 Roommates · ▲ 3,104 · The Stubborn Roommate
  2. The 5:00 AM Feline Alarm🐈 Pets · ▲ 2,877 · Staff to a Cat
  3. Are We There Yet: Director’s Cut🧃 Kids · ▲ 2,659 · Driver, Not a Chauffeur

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The 5:00 AM Feline Alarm

Every morning at 5:00 my cat sits on my chest and pushes things off the nightstand. One. Item. At a time. He doesn’t want food. He wants me to know he could.

Nag Tracker: Still actively naggingVerdict: 🏳️ Gave in immediately
— Staff to a Cat💬 0