Did You Defrost the Chicken?

Relentless texts, missed calls and warnings from Mom and Dad.

Chicken Defrosting Level: Critical

MomDid you take the chicken out?The chicken.Freezer. Chicken. Counter.I can see you read thisNever mind I called your fatherI was in the shower 😭

Nag Tracker: 16+ times (a broken record)Verdict: ⏳ Eventually, on my own schedule

— Survivor of Mom’s Texts💬 0

🐣 Parents Death by 1,000 Texts

Dad’s Oil Change Crusade

DadWhen did you last check the oilEvery 3000 milesThat’s the ruleI’m not mad I’m just askingYour grandfather checked his Buick every Sunday for 40 yearsTomorrow is Sunday

Nag Tracker: 6 to 15 timesVerdict: ⏳ Eventually, on my own schedule

— Check Engine Light💬 0

🐣 Parents Because I Said So

The Jacket Statute

Me: "It’s 78 degrees." Dad: "Take a jacket." Me: "Why?" Dad: "Because I said so, and because the weather doesn’t know what it’s doing." I took the jacket. I did not wear the jacket. He knows.

Nag Tracker: Just once, but the glare said it allVerdict: 🕵️ Fake news

— Overdressed Since ’98💬 0